fuckyeahkennypowers


A lot of people ask me, “Kenny Powers, you’re a giant star, you can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?” The answer is yes, I have. Several times in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes even just do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument. You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife Tina. Yeah she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more, he can go fuck his-self, cuz those charges were dropped!


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